Monday, June 29, 2009

Buzz!

Helloooo!

So, first of all, I have to apologise for the recent absence of
TomiDeluxe from this blog. He says he has to concentrate on his "Official" blog duties! Personally I think it shows a complete lack of commitment to his totally spontaneous and not at all contrived, sudden decision to share what "rocks his world".

Anyway, while he struggles with his mouse control, I'm the man!

I hope you enjoyed Wolfie's funhouse! Unfortunately we've had some complaints about the buzzing, so I might have remove the 'Yeti shaving' widget and replace it with something else. I did say to Wolfie "Well, imagine how annoying it would be to have a constant irritating noise in your ears non-stop!" and he just said "After all this time with you, I'm used to it."

I think he must have been talking about a slight tinnitus he gets from the drumming.

Now finally, as Hagen will tell you, I've never been one to let go of a half-decent joke even it's been flogged to death in at least three languages – so on to my last blog item for today!

Due to the incredible popularity of our 'Gruesome Twosome' masks I've had our graphics team (that's me!) hard at work on another one!

It's our favourite: Chantelle!

It was very difficult to find a reasonable high-quality photo of her online – though it was pointed out to me that this is because she's not actually famous. Also it's not easy to get a good angle on that nose.
(That's enough handbags – GKWS)

The mask comes in three different versions. 'Demure', 'Sultry' and 'Obvious'. Or 'Starters', 'Main Course' and 'Dessert'. Or 'Front seat', 'Back Seat' and 'Car Park'. Or 'Publicity', 'Stunt' and 'Prosti… (That's enough versions – GKWS)

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And just so you know, these masks have TomiDeluxe's seal of approval. Yes, he even asked me to try them on for him!

What do you think about that?!

-BKOne

43 comments:

  1. I like them! except for the last one... it scares me that her mouth is open... Although I would be good to scare people with... *cough*wolfie and Hagen*cough* lmao!

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  2. hahaha.. love it!!!!
    You are sooo funnyy!!!!<3

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  3. Hum..you'd be soo f*cking sexy! --'
    Your blond version..^^ I think that the twincest fans'd get crazy! Trust me, such a good marketing thing..(Jost did you read this? if not, you should.. AHAH)

    You, disguised as Chantelle, and TomiDeluxe in the back seat! Awt! --------'

    Piece!! xD

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  4. So true about Chantelle
    Ooh, wait, he had you try them on? That's a fangirl dream come to life right there! lol

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  5. wow... u'r meaner than i thought... oh well...

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  6. Ahahaha xD Aww Bill you legend, you xD I LOVE the whole 'Front seat', 'back seat', 'car park' thing xD seems true though... j/k xD x'D

    Would LOVe to see you in one of those masks though xD Would be funny as hell

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  7. dude...do NOT put on the masks for tom..then you'll be *whispers* her *gasps*

    ohh wait..when tom was in the car with "chantelle" was it actually....you? yummy..yeah wilhelm you killed all twincest fans out there

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  8. i love the sentence
    "Also it's not easy to get a good angle on that nose."

    What sense of humor! xD

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  9. MaryMD

    Hello, this is my first time here,,, hahahha great masks!!!I love your sense of humor, please make some more!!!!! XD

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  10. hi, your blog is amazing, and u're the best band i live in mexico and this is my first time here
    you can see "my english is very bad" hhahahaha
    I LOVE THIS BLOG AND ALSO YOU

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  11. omg! I cant believe this, tom talking about chanchinchon! (CH.P) ¬¬ i hate him now! coño!

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  12. haha yeah... tomideluxe? since when did tom likes to call himself tomi?? fake blog! gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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  13. from argentina
    vermisse dich - te extraño
    good blog...buen blog
    bad English worse doitch xD... mal ingles peor aleman (jeje)

    desde argentina besos...kiss

    victoria...

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  14. truth or false??
    the German radio just reported that Bill had been seen in Hamburg, Reeperbahn at a club named Moondoo on Friday 26th! (Reeberbahn is a clubbing street with also strip clubs and hookers) The Reeperbahn is a street in Hamburg's St. Pauli district, one of the two centres of Hamburg's nightlife and also the city's red-light district. In German it is also called die sündige Meile (the sinful mile).

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  15. http://tokiohotel-arg.forosactivos.com/forum.htm

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  16. hahaa...LOL
    This is so funny..!
    Really.. :D
    Well..Who are you?.. I don't Know ..But your Blog is Totally C-O-O-L
    I love it..!
    haha..
    Hot Date?
    B&,VaL.. (:
    Blablabla..

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  17. Hey, guys, why don't you make a vlog. (video blog)
    Love ya!

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  18. and Angelica, he calls himself TomiDeluxe 'cos he wants to be Sami Deluxe. Duuuhuuu!

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  19. ok...i love you !!
    you're a fucking genius XD
    keep posting
    are you a girl or a boy??

    eli

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  20. This blog is fake. The owner of this blog is in Mountain View, CALIFORNIA (USA). I found you bitch! To all the Tokio Hotel fans, please ignore this blog. It's fake. Probably they are some american fans or hatters.

    Peace out,

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  21. NOT unless California suddenly has a monarchy

    Kiss Kiss Hug Hug You Boys!

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  22. I'm a Lover, not a HaterJune 30, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    "Anonymous said...
    This blog is fake. The owner of this blog is in Mountain View, CALIFORNIA (USA). I found you bitch!"


    lol, Mountain View, California is the location of Google, the owners of Blogspot...

    You FAIL Anonymous!

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  23. it's fake! and so are Jostman, WilhelmK and TomiDeluxe in twitter. and in my opinion TH boys can't speak english so well.

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  24. Fake or real Tom's blog, it's soo funny xDD
    I saw "tom and Bill" on Twitter... Is it true??
    Love you guys!

    Giada

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  25. I love you WillhelmK xDDDD

    FABOULOUS u brgiht up my days xD

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  26. aww don't take off the yeti D:

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  27. The yeti is sexy ;) lots of laughs hahahhh :):)

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  28. That anonymous bitxh is so stupid. THIS IS REAL. I can't believe you are saying it is not possible for the tom, bill and gustav's english could be this good, your a shame. Ahaaahha like im a lover not a hater said.... YOU FAIL.
    Jost_Man IS David Jost.
    WilhemK IS Bill.
    TomiDeluxe is TOM.
    People are so ridicuolus?!! TOM AND BILL are human you know.

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  29. The real Tom Kaulitz real and Official blog adress will appear on their, as well, official webiste @ www.tokiohotel.com/de or www.tokiohotel.com/us YOU DUMBASS!

    THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE.

    They wouldn't throw a blog, twitter or whatever without promoting themselfs on their website. They are professionals you idiots. They have a whole Staff of producers, website management, publicists and managers working on their public image. They exist so the BAND don't need to worry about nothing else but their work.

    You guys should really get a life.

    Peace out,

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  30. IF this website is fake then leave!! its thats simple.
    If you paid attention he is said this is his UNOFFICAL BLOG.
    as quoted from tom: Im taking a few minutes off from working on the OFFICAL BLOG.
    They are proffesionals?? Ok since they are PROFESSIONALS they can't have personal websites?
    GTFO!!

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  31. Tina, I was thinking the same thing! A vlog would be so cool!

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  32. ohh my god!! i die!


    you are the true Tom???


    Tokio Hotel i love you!! (sorry but my English is very bad)

    Kisses from Argentina ^^




    bill ich liebe dich!! (you are so sexi)

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  33. Are you really the real Bill and Tom?
    because i'm tired of fakes.

    If you are...

    Ich Liebe Dich

    Ich vermisse dich!

    (im still learning German)

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  34. Anonymous (the one who said Tom, Bill, und Gustav couldn't know english this well)

    In primary/secondary school (i don't know when you start) you have to learn English (from what my brother says) so I'm 100% sure they know english pretty well.

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  35. Hmm...I'd have to say some things certainly look a bit fishy, suspicious. Some of the info on the profiles and Twitter doesn't mesh up. But whether these are fans or the real deal, you guys are hilarious! I'm making a mask, can someone do a Tom one so I can make a theater production? "One Last Night"! Or maybe "My Groping Valentine"?

    Real-real or play-play, the blog is made of win, and the most entertaining thing right now until major news comes around. I can't wait for the new record and tour, hopefully I'll see the guys in Dallas again someday. ^_~

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  36. I can't stop laugh xD hahaha
    you are soo funny!! =P haha

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  37. Im sad about the 6 HOUR time difference :( It's only 11:53am here and it's all ready almost 6 in Germany :(

    Yeah, you guys are hilarious

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  38. whoa almost 7, Scheiße thats sad...

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  39. jajajajaja i love this XD

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  40. FOR ALL THE FAKERS HERE IS TOM KAULITZ SAYING FOR HIMSELF his NEW BLOD WILL COME OUT 3RD JULY:

    tokio hotel TV:
    http://video.mail.ru/mail/eleonora/thontv/5486.html

    peace out

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  41. That blog will be on TokioHotel.com

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