Wolfie's Annus Horribilis!

Well, poor GKWS - he's really having a terrible year. AND he's neglected to post his funhouse AGAIN!

So, I'm taking over.


Here's a clip of a cute rabbit walking across the floor. Drumroll please Wolfie!

We're thinking of starring him in our next video. What do you think?

Take the poll!

Would you like to see Simon, the amazing walking bunny,
in our next video?

Also, don't forget to vote for @DoggiDeluxe in the 'Top Animal Twitterer' contest.

http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/germany/top-animal-twitterer-germany

(And before you ask - no, we don't know why his picture isn't showing)

See ya later, girlfriends!

-BKOne

Monday Tuesday is Funday

Commercial break dancing!

Hey!

OK, I've heard on the grapevine that people don't think my blog is personal enough! So, I thought I'd give you a run down of what I did yesterday.

(Don't forget to click on the links - The Management)

I woke up about eleven, it was pretty hot so I thought I'd have some "Ice Tea". After I'd got up and brushed my teeth with "Oral-B" I got dressed in my "LRG" t-shirt and some "Adidas" trainers, then I went down and had some breakfast with WilhelmK. I had "Choco Krispies" and he had "SugarPuffs" (which he has specially imported).

The people from "Cherrytree Records" called and asked me to make a video for them, so I switched on the "iMac" and recorded it, before copy & pasting writing some more interesting things for my blog about "Nike".

After spending some time looking at cute animals on "YouTube" I wanted to go out for something to eat so I got into my "Audi" and drove to "McDonalds" then on the way back I stopped at "Esso" and filled up the car and picked up a "Bild" for WilhelmK. On the drive home I switched on the CD player and listened to some "Flips... (That's enough ads - GKWS)

OK, just one more thing for today:

You must have noticed that there is someone missing from the "Das Ist Gelogen!" team. An important member who plays an essential part in making us such a successful foursome...

Yes! It's DoggiDeluxe!!

Follow him on twitter http://www.twitter.com/DoggiDeluxe

Peace!

-TKOne

WilhelmK's Brain Training!

Bored waiting for TomiDeluxe to blog? Pass the time and exercise your mind with this tricky crossword puzzle!

Cunning Linguist!

Hey!

I'm just taking a few minutes off from working on the Official Blog to make a post and stop Das Ist Gelogen! being completely taken over by WilhelmK and GKWS.

We've had a few comments saying "Wow, your English is SO GOOD!"

It's because we've had some expert tuition, especially with our oral! (WilhelmK has had extra lessons because he's been having problems with his diction.)

Peace!

-TKOne

Buzz!

Helloooo!

So, first of all, I have to apologise for the recent absence of TomiDeluxe from this blog. He says he has to concentrate on his "Official" blog duties! Personally I think it shows a complete lack of commitment to his totally spontaneous and not at all contrived, sudden decision to share what "rocks his world".

Anyway, while he struggles with his mouse control, I'm the man!

I hope you enjoyed Wolfie's funhouse! Unfortunately we've had some complaints about the buzzing, so I might have remove the 'Yeti shaving' widget and replace it with something else. I did say to Wolfie "Well, imagine how annoying it would be to have a constant irritating noise in your ears non-stop!" and he just said "After all this time with you, I'm used to it."

I think he must have been talking about a slight tinnitus he gets from the drumming.

Now finally, as Hagen will tell you, I've never been one to let go of a half-decent joke even it's been flogged to death in at least three languages – so on to my last blog item for today!

Due to the incredible popularity of our 'Gruesome Twosome' masks I've had our graphics team (that's me!) hard at work on another one!

It's our favourite: Chantelle!

It was very difficult to find a reasonable high-quality photo of her online – though it was pointed out to me that this is because she's not actually famous. Also it's not easy to get a good angle on that nose. (That's enough handbags – GKWS)

The mask comes in three different versions. 'Demure', 'Sultry' and 'Obvious'. Or 'Starters', 'Main Course' and 'Dessert'. Or 'Front seat', 'Back Seat' and 'Car Park'. Or 'Publicity', 'Stunt' and 'Prosti… (That's enough versions – GKWS)




And just so you know, these masks have TomiDeluxe's seal of approval. Yes, he even asked me to try them on for him!

What do you think about that?!

-BKOne

Monday is Funday

Test your shaving skills by sheering this poor yeti. Make sure you shave off all his fur and see him go on an adventure!

ATTENTION!

HAIRY YETI REMOVED BY TomiDeluxe DUE TO

COMPLAINTS ABOUT BUZZING

GRUESOME TWOSOME!

And I'm not talking about Tom and Chantelle!!

HAHAHAHA!

No, I'm talking about our beloved Wolfie and Hagen.

People are always asking me "Where are they?" "What have you done with them?" Well, to be honest, I don't really know, though Wolfie has accepted our invitation to contribute to the blog. I think he has some exciting Sudoku games to post next week.

*blegh*

Well ANYWAY, just so you don't suffer too much from Gs withdrawal, we've created these handy masks!

Click for some head!




Just print them out and you have your own rhythm section right there in your living room!

Take them out shopping with you! Surprise your family! Protect yourself against swine flu!

I'm afraid we've had to shrink them to fit on a normal size piece of paper because they have such enormous heads! And we couldn't fit Hagen's hair on... You might like to customise it with some stylish dreads like mine. Just get some wool from your Grandma's knitting basket and voila! You'll have an attractive head of hair that will be the envy of your friends!

Have fun!

-BKOne

HOT DATE!!

Hey!

I know you're all DYING to hear all about my HOT DATE with the AMAZING Chantelle!
WOW! IT WAS H-O-T HOT!!!!!!!
Yes siree.
Hot hot hot.
Yep.
Really hot.
Not awkward at all.
Nope.
Uhm...

HERE'S A PHOTO!!!


Our romantic night out in full!!
(Transcript by WilhelmK)

TK: What would you like to drink?
CP: Drink? Oh! Haha! You're so funny!
TK: Do you like antipasti?
CP: Hahahahah!
TK: I'm going to have spaghetti, what about you?
CP: I'm in Flipsyde! Hahaha!
TK: I'll order you the Linguine al Funghi
CP: You're a Funghi! Hahahaa!
TK: Huh?
CP: A fun-guy! Get it?! Hahaha!
TK: Huh?
CP: Hahaha! I'm in Flipsyde!
TK: Can I lick your neck?
CP: Hahaha!
CP: -
CP: What?
TK: You're in Flipsyde!
CP: Yes! Our new single is available for download on iTunes and Amazon! Hahaha!
TK: Can I go now?

Fantastische Neuigkeiten!!

Halloooo!

This is the first post on my FANTASTISCHE unofficial-no holds barred- tell it like it is-blog - check it out! I'll be sure to update with tons of amazing things to ROCK YOUR WORLD!!

Peace!

-TKOne