So, first of all, I have to apologise for the recent absence of TomiDeluxe from this blog. He says he has to concentrate on his "Official" blog duties! Personally I think it shows a complete lack of commitment to his totally spontaneous and not at all contrived, sudden decision to share what "rocks his world".
Anyway, while he struggles with his mouse control, I'm the man!
I hope you enjoyed Wolfie's funhouse! Unfortunately we've had some complaints about the buzzing, so I might have remove the 'Yeti shaving' widget and replace it with something else. I did say to Wolfie "Well, imagine how annoying it would be to have a constant irritating noise in your ears non-stop!" and he just said "After all this time with you, I'm used to it."
I think he must have been talking about a slight tinnitus he gets from the drumming.
Now finally, as Hagen will tell you, I've never been one to let go of a half-decent joke even it's been flogged to death in at least three languages – so on to my last blog item for today!
Due to the incredible popularity of our 'Gruesome Twosome' masks I've had our graphics team (that's me!) hard at work on another one!
It's our favourite: Chantelle!
It was very difficult to find a reasonable high-quality photo of her online – though it was pointed out to me that this is because she's not actually famous. Also it's not easy to get a good angle on that nose. (That's enough handbags – GKWS)
The mask comes in three different versions. 'Demure', 'Sultry' and 'Obvious'. Or 'Starters', 'Main Course' and 'Dessert'. Or 'Front seat', 'Back Seat' and 'Car Park'. Or 'Publicity', 'Stunt' and 'Prosti… (That's enough versions – GKWS)


And just so you know, these masks have TomiDeluxe's seal of approval. Yes, he even asked me to try them on for him!
What do you think about that?!
-BKOne
I like them! except for the last one... it scares me that her mouth is open... Although I would be good to scare people with... *cough*wolfie and Hagen*cough* lmao!
ReplyDeletehahaha.. love it!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are sooo funnyy!!!!<3
Hum..you'd be soo f*cking sexy! --'
ReplyDeleteYour blond version..^^ I think that the twincest fans'd get crazy! Trust me, such a good marketing thing..(Jost did you read this? if not, you should.. AHAH)
You, disguised as Chantelle, and TomiDeluxe in the back seat! Awt! --------'
Piece!! xD
So true about Chantelle
ReplyDeleteOoh, wait, he had you try them on? That's a fangirl dream come to life right there! lol
wow... u'r meaner than i thought... oh well...
ReplyDeleteAhahaha xD Aww Bill you legend, you xD I LOVE the whole 'Front seat', 'back seat', 'car park' thing xD seems true though... j/k xD x'D
ReplyDeleteWould LOVe to see you in one of those masks though xD Would be funny as hell
dude...do NOT put on the masks for tom..then you'll be *whispers* her *gasps*
ReplyDeleteohh wait..when tom was in the car with "chantelle" was it actually....you? yummy..yeah wilhelm you killed all twincest fans out there
i love the sentence
ReplyDelete"Also it's not easy to get a good angle on that nose."
What sense of humor! xD
MaryMD
ReplyDeleteHello, this is my first time here,,, hahahha great masks!!!I love your sense of humor, please make some more!!!!! XD
hi, your blog is amazing, and u're the best band i live in mexico and this is my first time here
ReplyDeleteyou can see "my english is very bad" hhahahaha
I LOVE THIS BLOG AND ALSO YOU
omg! I cant believe this, tom talking about chanchinchon! (CH.P) ¬¬ i hate him now! coño!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah... tomideluxe? since when did tom likes to call himself tomi?? fake blog! gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
ReplyDeleteHahaha.. xD
ReplyDeleteYou're so funny.
<3
from argentina
ReplyDeletevermisse dich - te extraño
good blog...buen blog
bad English worse doitch xD... mal ingles peor aleman (jeje)
desde argentina besos...kiss
victoria...
truth or false??
ReplyDeletethe German radio just reported that Bill had been seen in Hamburg, Reeperbahn at a club named Moondoo on Friday 26th! (Reeberbahn is a clubbing street with also strip clubs and hookers) The Reeperbahn is a street in Hamburg's St. Pauli district, one of the two centres of Hamburg's nightlife and also the city's red-light district. In German it is also called die sündige Meile (the sinful mile).
http://tokiohotel-arg.forosactivos.com/forum.htm
ReplyDeletehahaa...LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny..!
Really.. :D
Well..Who are you?.. I don't Know ..But your Blog is Totally C-O-O-L
I love it..!
haha..
Hot Date?
B&,VaL.. (:
Blablabla..
Hey, guys, why don't you make a vlog. (video blog)
ReplyDeleteLove ya!
and Angelica, he calls himself TomiDeluxe 'cos he wants to be Sami Deluxe. Duuuhuuu!
ReplyDeleteok...i love you !!
ReplyDeleteyou're a fucking genius XD
keep posting
are you a girl or a boy??
eli
This blog is fake. The owner of this blog is in Mountain View, CALIFORNIA (USA). I found you bitch! To all the Tokio Hotel fans, please ignore this blog. It's fake. Probably they are some american fans or hatters.
ReplyDeletePeace out,
NOT unless California suddenly has a monarchy
ReplyDeleteKiss Kiss Hug Hug You Boys!
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThis blog is fake. The owner of this blog is in Mountain View, CALIFORNIA (USA). I found you bitch!"
lol, Mountain View, California is the location of Google, the owners of Blogspot...
You FAIL Anonymous!
it's fake! and so are Jostman, WilhelmK and TomiDeluxe in twitter. and in my opinion TH boys can't speak english so well.
ReplyDeleteFake or real Tom's blog, it's soo funny xDD
ReplyDeleteI saw "tom and Bill" on Twitter... Is it true??
Love you guys!
Giada
I love you WillhelmK xDDDD
ReplyDeleteFABOULOUS u brgiht up my days xD
aww don't take off the yeti D:
ReplyDeleteThe yeti is sexy ;) lots of laughs hahahhh :):)
ReplyDeleteThat anonymous bitxh is so stupid. THIS IS REAL. I can't believe you are saying it is not possible for the tom, bill and gustav's english could be this good, your a shame. Ahaaahha like im a lover not a hater said.... YOU FAIL.
ReplyDeleteJost_Man IS David Jost.
WilhemK IS Bill.
TomiDeluxe is TOM.
People are so ridicuolus?!! TOM AND BILL are human you know.
The real Tom Kaulitz real and Official blog adress will appear on their, as well, official webiste @ www.tokiohotel.com/de or www.tokiohotel.com/us YOU DUMBASS!
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE.
They wouldn't throw a blog, twitter or whatever without promoting themselfs on their website. They are professionals you idiots. They have a whole Staff of producers, website management, publicists and managers working on their public image. They exist so the BAND don't need to worry about nothing else but their work.
You guys should really get a life.
Peace out,
IF this website is fake then leave!! its thats simple.
ReplyDeleteIf you paid attention he is said this is his UNOFFICAL BLOG.
as quoted from tom: Im taking a few minutes off from working on the OFFICAL BLOG.
They are proffesionals?? Ok since they are PROFESSIONALS they can't have personal websites?
GTFO!!
Love it
ReplyDeleteTina, I was thinking the same thing! A vlog would be so cool!
ReplyDeleteohh my god!! i die!
ReplyDeleteyou are the true Tom???
Tokio Hotel i love you!! (sorry but my English is very bad)
Kisses from Argentina ^^
bill ich liebe dich!! (you are so sexi)
Are you really the real Bill and Tom?
ReplyDeletebecause i'm tired of fakes.
If you are...
Ich Liebe Dich
Ich vermisse dich!
(im still learning German)
Anonymous (the one who said Tom, Bill, und Gustav couldn't know english this well)
ReplyDeleteIn primary/secondary school (i don't know when you start) you have to learn English (from what my brother says) so I'm 100% sure they know english pretty well.
Hmm...I'd have to say some things certainly look a bit fishy, suspicious. Some of the info on the profiles and Twitter doesn't mesh up. But whether these are fans or the real deal, you guys are hilarious! I'm making a mask, can someone do a Tom one so I can make a theater production? "One Last Night"! Or maybe "My Groping Valentine"?
ReplyDeleteReal-real or play-play, the blog is made of win, and the most entertaining thing right now until major news comes around. I can't wait for the new record and tour, hopefully I'll see the guys in Dallas again someday. ^_~
I can't stop laugh xD hahaha
ReplyDeleteyou are soo funny!! =P haha
Im sad about the 6 HOUR time difference :( It's only 11:53am here and it's all ready almost 6 in Germany :(
ReplyDeleteYeah, you guys are hilarious
whoa almost 7, Scheiße thats sad...
ReplyDeletejajajajaja i love this XD
ReplyDeleteFOR ALL THE FAKERS HERE IS TOM KAULITZ SAYING FOR HIMSELF his NEW BLOD WILL COME OUT 3RD JULY:
ReplyDeletetokio hotel TV:
http://video.mail.ru/mail/eleonora/thontv/5486.html
peace out
That blog will be on TokioHotel.com
ReplyDelete