Cunning Linguist!

Hey!

I'm just taking a few minutes off from working on the Official Blog to make a post and stop Das Ist Gelogen! being completely taken over by WilhelmK and GKWS.

We've had a few comments saying "Wow, your English is SO GOOD!"

It's because we've had some expert tuition, especially with our oral! (WilhelmK has had extra lessons because he's been having problems with his diction.)

Peace!

-TKOne

Buzz!

Helloooo!

So, first of all, I have to apologise for the recent absence of TomiDeluxe from this blog. He says he has to concentrate on his "Official" blog duties! Personally I think it shows a complete lack of commitment to his totally spontaneous and not at all contrived, sudden decision to share what "rocks his world".

Anyway, while he struggles with his mouse control, I'm the man!

I hope you enjoyed Wolfie's funhouse! Unfortunately we've had some complaints about the buzzing, so I might have remove the 'Yeti shaving' widget and replace it with something else. I did say to Wolfie "Well, imagine how annoying it would be to have a constant irritating noise in your ears non-stop!" and he just said "After all this time with you, I'm used to it."

I think he must have been talking about a slight tinnitus he gets from the drumming.

Now finally, as Hagen will tell you, I've never been one to let go of a half-decent joke even it's been flogged to death in at least three languages – so on to my last blog item for today!

Due to the incredible popularity of our 'Gruesome Twosome' masks I've had our graphics team (that's me!) hard at work on another one!

It's our favourite: Chantelle!

It was very difficult to find a reasonable high-quality photo of her online – though it was pointed out to me that this is because she's not actually famous. Also it's not easy to get a good angle on that nose. (That's enough handbags – GKWS)

The mask comes in three different versions. 'Demure', 'Sultry' and 'Obvious'. Or 'Starters', 'Main Course' and 'Dessert'. Or 'Front seat', 'Back Seat' and 'Car Park'. Or 'Publicity', 'Stunt' and 'Prosti… (That's enough versions – GKWS)




And just so you know, these masks have TomiDeluxe's seal of approval. Yes, he even asked me to try them on for him!

What do you think about that?!

-BKOne

Monday is Funday

Test your shaving skills by sheering this poor yeti. Make sure you shave off all his fur and see him go on an adventure!

ATTENTION!

HAIRY YETI REMOVED BY TomiDeluxe DUE TO

COMPLAINTS ABOUT BUZZING

GRUESOME TWOSOME!

And I'm not talking about Tom and Chantelle!!

HAHAHAHA!

No, I'm talking about our beloved Wolfie and Hagen.

People are always asking me "Where are they?" "What have you done with them?" Well, to be honest, I don't really know, though Wolfie has accepted our invitation to contribute to the blog. I think he has some exciting Sudoku games to post next week.

*blegh*

Well ANYWAY, just so you don't suffer too much from Gs withdrawal, we've created these handy masks!

Click for some head!




Just print them out and you have your own rhythm section right there in your living room!

Take them out shopping with you! Surprise your family! Protect yourself against swine flu!

I'm afraid we've had to shrink them to fit on a normal size piece of paper because they have such enormous heads! And we couldn't fit Hagen's hair on... You might like to customise it with some stylish dreads like mine. Just get some wool from your Grandma's knitting basket and voila! You'll have an attractive head of hair that will be the envy of your friends!

Have fun!

-BKOne

HOT DATE!!

Hey!

I know you're all DYING to hear all about my HOT DATE with the AMAZING Chantelle!
WOW! IT WAS H-O-T HOT!!!!!!!
Yes siree.
Hot hot hot.
Yep.
Really hot.
Not awkward at all.
Nope.
Uhm...

HERE'S A PHOTO!!!


Our romantic night out in full!!
(Transcript by WilhelmK)

TK: What would you like to drink?
CP: Drink? Oh! Haha! You're so funny!
TK: Do you like antipasti?
CP: Hahahahah!
TK: I'm going to have spaghetti, what about you?
CP: I'm in Flipsyde! Hahaha!
TK: I'll order you the Linguine al Funghi
CP: You're a Funghi! Hahahaa!
TK: Huh?
CP: A fun-guy! Get it?! Hahaha!
TK: Huh?
CP: Hahaha! I'm in Flipsyde!
TK: Can I lick your neck?
CP: Hahaha!
CP: -
CP: What?
TK: You're in Flipsyde!
CP: Yes! Our new single is available for download on iTunes and Amazon! Hahaha!
TK: Can I go now?

Fantastische Neuigkeiten!!

Halloooo!

This is the first post on my FANTASTISCHE unofficial-no holds barred- tell it like it is-blog - check it out! I'll be sure to update with tons of amazing things to ROCK YOUR WORLD!!

Peace!

-TKOne